“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” - Therapy Gecko

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. **TIMECODES** 0:00 - Intro 0:18 - A middle school employee tells me about being drunk on the job. 11:47 - A caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups. 29:56 - A couple that talks about their large age gap. 50:58 - A guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. 01:04:58 - Bonus Episode! Check out Supercast! 01:06:51 - How to call the gecko! Listen to the Therapy Gecko podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify: https://linktr.ee/TherapyGecko SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR: https://forms.gle/rQPq5tninrUaY5Te6 SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls: https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever FOLLOW ON GECKOGRAM FOR TAIL PICS: https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever/ GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES: https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8 Join the Geck Nation Discord: https://discord.gg/kfc92wa