Your Boyfriend Has Baby Fever And Wants A Baby | ASMR BF Wants To Have A Baby Roleplay Audio - Video

Your husband keeps scrolling on Instagram and shows you all the cute babies that show up on his reels. He's down with a case of baby fever and reallyyyyy wants one!


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Ahhhhhhhh my stupid sister kept showing me baby TikToks and now I’m having baby fever. And cat fever. But I’m broke.


This is a husband roleplay. Like we married in this one. I put boyfriend in the title for the algorithm lol.


Lads how are ya? This is like the first audio in 3 weeks (IF THIS ONE DOESNT GET DELETED [F*CK YOU YOUTUBE])


Ok now that I’ve let that out my system, it’s great to be back. I hope. Like genuinely this audio has 0 naughtiness or spice and is pure wholesome so that I don’t get in trouble.


Funnily enough, not a lot has happened to me in the 3 weeks, so I don’t really have a cool story to give you.

Edit: wrong. I was wrong. Something did happen. Something stupid.


So I fell asleep on the couch watching this new show called Arcane.


And the next day, apparently I had some guests over? Like my dad invited someone but I don’t know who they were. I’ve never seen these people. Like ever.


When I fall asleep on the couch after doing a late-night binge, I fall asleep with a fan, PJs and a hoodie. The hoodie is essential in this story because I always get an oversized one so that I can extend the hood over my face the next day. This is because my family usually opens the curtains which means the sun starts shining on my sexy face early in the morning. But I’m a grumpy little Oompa Loompa on the inside I want to sleep till 1PM, hence I put the hood over my eyes so I can keep sleeping.


Right, so I’m there like a dead body laying on the couch. I also have cushions over me because my family doesn’t rate me and don’t buy me a blanket so I sleep in the cold and only have the sofa cushions to protect me from the spin-chilling weather that comes in December-time Britain.


Apparently, I am not visible in this state. Because this guest that was over SAT ON ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.


Guys, I don’t know if you realize this. They SAT. ON. ME.


And they stayed sat. Didn’t even realize I was there. Just thought there was a hoodie under some cushions on the couch.


At first I thought it was my little sister, she usually sits on my lap.


But then I thought “hmmm did she gain like half a ton overnight? She wasn’t this heavy yesterday.”


I took my hoodie off and see an UNCLE AND SOME GIRL SITTING ON ME.


Me being the very non-comical and very serious person I am, said in a deadpan voice, “how’s the inbuilt seat warmers treating you?”


And the uncle got up like “AHHH THERES A GHOST”.


In his defense, I haven’t shaved in 1 month and had crazy bed hair. I actually looked like a homeless crackhead who broke into the house to sleep in the couch.


It was hilarious. My mom naturally slapped me but also laughed soooooo much. She excused herself to the bathroom after this happened and I was sitting there w the uncle and we could just hear my mom losing herself laughing like a madman, then come back and act like nothing happened.


I don’t even know wtf this day was. I could barely believe my eyes. Like imagine u fall asleep watching cartoon and wake up to a 60 year old brown married man sitting on you. How do you even react?!