Plastic Women Say MEN Can't Tell REAL From FAKE

Imagine you've just met a woman you find attractive, and you're hitting it off well with conversation. Eventually, you decide to confess your attraction. "I just wanted you to know... I find you so naturally beautiful." She starts laughing. Cackling. Guffawing even. Things have turned. She's treating you like you just said chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows. "Wow, you think I'm natural?" she says, "Well let me tell you something, IDIOT." She then begins rattling off an itemized list of every single cosmetic procedure she has ever had done. "How's THAT for NATURAL?! MORON!" She leaves, and you're left in confusion. But then, a familiar looking red-head comes and puts a hand on your shoulder and says, "There, there. This is actually happening way more than you'd think. Want to come to my Livestream about it?" PATREON (ft. Early Access to YouTube Vids): Patreon.com/thedadvocate YouTube Membership (ft. Early Access to YouTube Vids): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfpjbrgYtnVTkN_c24nURng/join MERCH, PODCASTS & CONTACT: Dadvocate.net Instagram: instagram.com/the_dadvocateig Facebook: Facebook/thedadvocatemerch Twitch: twitch.tv/the_dadvocate CONTENT SUBMISSIONS/PERSONAL: [email protected] BUSINESS/COLLABS: [email protected]