Making a Mayor - Episode I | The Rash Rapport XVI #nopixel - Video

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Good evening Los Santos Travis Rashguard here and tonight's top story, Say hello to your new mayor, Osvaldo Pinga Fria of the Cuban National Party. Osvaldo is a high ranking member of the elite task force known as the Cuban Federals. His fame and diverse network of connections throughout our fair city have quickly given him a well deserved, some might say, meteoric, rise to power. But with great power comes great responsibility, but are mr Pinga Fria and his cuban cohorts ready for the trials and tribulations of public office? Find out next after a quick word from this weeks sponsor, Benson Back Alley Motors! I first encountered Mr Pinga fria while deep undercover in Los Santos' own 3rd world dystopian hellscape. Word was spreading of a secret underground sect of disgruntled Disney cosplayers in the heart of the eye of Satan's butthole, Little Seoul. Ladies and Gentlemen I must warn you that the footage you’re about to see may shock you. Viewer discretion is advised. Weasel News would like to apologize for any emotional trauma caused by the last segment. It was here though at Maldinis, deep undercover within the seedy underbowels of Los Santos, that I discovered a group of individuals potentially powerful enough to contain madness such as this. I’m referring, of course, to The Cuban Federales. A quick lunch with the boys and 3 truly horrifying trips to the emergency room later and we were ready to get to work. We made our way to the LS town hall for our first formal promotion, where Weazel News’ own Lead Reporter, Tommy Tinker gave our new commander in chief a few tips on how to address the public. I believe the results will speak for themselves.With our senses honed and our tongues sharpened, we were ready to hit the streets and gather support by kissing hands and shaking babies. As you will see, the sentiment was all but unanimous that Osvaldo Pinga Fria is the only candidate that you can trust in this upcoming election.You know we here at Weazel News pride ourselves in being able to sniff out the most talented, powerful, and noteworthy leaders. Some might call it intuiting, others a sixth sense. Some even claim that our deductive prowess is downright unnatural. By tapping into this bottomless pool of insight, we decided to begin our journey along the campaign trail by meeting with one of the most infamous and powerful business organizations in town, Gerrary Incorporated. That’s about all for this week folks, in conclusion I’d like to say that on behalf of the Cuban National Federation for The Unification of Los Santos and the greater state of San Andreas, There’s only one horse worth backing in this race, and that’s Commander Osvaldo Pinga Fria and the Cuban national federales. Thank you, and good night Los Santos.

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