Barbarian channeling universal rage to solve locked encounters, replacing stealth with fury until exhaustion hits after breaking everything.
Title: Always Rage (Lyrics Below)
Label: Vox Caeli, Vox Veritas
Vanida's Nook: https://vckp.online
Vanida's Patreon: https://patreon.com/vckp
Lyrics: ©2025 Vanida Plamondon
Music: ©2025 Vanida Plamondon (AI-Assisted)
Verse 1
The lock is stuck, the Rogue is out of tools,
The Wizard’s citing ancient, complicated rules.
The Bard is trying honeyed words and graceful bows,
But there’s a ticking in my temple, right behind my brows.
I don't need a lecture on the structural design,
Or a lecture on the history of the royal line.
My pulse is a hammer, my blood is a flood,
And the only ink I’m using is a little bit of mud,
Mixed with something crimson, mixed with something hot,
I’m turning every "maybe" into a "certainly not!"
Pre-Chorus
Can’t talk it through? Break it in two!
The world is a nail and I’m the hammer coming through.
The ceiling is low and the pressure is high,
I’m trading my "Intelligence" for a battle cry!
Chorus
I’m gonna Always Rage, it’s the universal key,
To every locked encounter and every mystery!
Forget the "Check for Traps," forget the "Stealthy Creep,"
I’m diving in the deep end where the shadows are steep.
Social situation? Rage!
Navigational frustration? Rage!
It’s a symphony of anger, a masterpiece of strife,
The only way to handle this chaotic little life!
Just pull the trigger and let the monster out of the cage,
The answer to the question is: ALWAYS RAGE!
Verse 2
The Merchant won't negotiate the price of the bread?
I’ll put a table-leg right through his greedy little head.
The Duke is being snooty about the muddy floor?
I’ll take his fancy throne and make it part of the door.
They say I’ve got a "problem" with my emotional state,
I say I’ve got a solution for the hand of fate.
Why roll for "Insight" when I can roll for "Might"?
Why try to see the truth when I can just start a fight?
I’ve got half-plate armor and a heart of pure lead,
And a very short list of things I haven't left dead.
Bridge
Red vision.
Blood vision.
Total lack of
Any indecision.
Resistance to the world!
Resistance to the pain!
There’s a hurricane of fury living inside of my brain!
I... WOULD... LIKE... TO... RAGE!!!
Chorus
I’m gonna Always Rage, it’s the universal key,
To every locked encounter and every mystery!
Forget the "Check for Traps," forget the "Stealthy Creep,"
I’m diving in the deep end where the shadows are steep.
Social situation? Rage!
Navigational frustration? Rage!
It’s a symphony of anger, a masterpiece of strife,
The only way to handle this chaotic little life!
Just pull the trigger and let the monster out of the cage,
The answer to the question is: ALWAYS RAGE!
Outro
Now... I’m tired.
And everything is broken.
Even the plot hooks.
Especially the plot hooks.
Is it... lunch time?
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Title: Always Rage (Lyrics Below)
Label: Vox Caeli, Vox Veritas
Vanida's Nook: https://vckp.online
Vanida's Patreon: https://patreon.com/vckp
Lyrics: ©2025 Vanida Plamondon
Music: ©2025 Vanida Plamondon (AI-Assisted)
Verse 1
The lock is stuck, the Rogue is out of tools,
The Wizard’s citing ancient, complicated rules.
The Bard is trying honeyed words and graceful bows,
But there’s a ticking in my temple, right behind my brows.
I don't need a lecture on the structural design,
Or a lecture on the history of the royal line.
My pulse is a hammer, my blood is a flood,
And the only ink I’m using is a little bit of mud,
Mixed with something crimson, mixed with something hot,
I’m turning every "maybe" into a "certainly not!"
Pre-Chorus
Can’t talk it through? Break it in two!
The world is a nail and I’m the hammer coming through.
The ceiling is low and the pressure is high,
I’m trading my "Intelligence" for a battle cry!
Chorus
I’m gonna Always Rage, it’s the universal key,
To every locked encounter and every mystery!
Forget the "Check for Traps," forget the "Stealthy Creep,"
I’m diving in the deep end where the shadows are steep.
Social situation? Rage!
Navigational frustration? Rage!
It’s a symphony of anger, a masterpiece of strife,
The only way to handle this chaotic little life!
Just pull the trigger and let the monster out of the cage,
The answer to the question is: ALWAYS RAGE!
Verse 2
The Merchant won't negotiate the price of the bread?
I’ll put a table-leg right through his greedy little head.
The Duke is being snooty about the muddy floor?
I’ll take his fancy throne and make it part of the door.
They say I’ve got a "problem" with my emotional state,
I say I’ve got a solution for the hand of fate.
Why roll for "Insight" when I can roll for "Might"?
Why try to see the truth when I can just start a fight?
I’ve got half-plate armor and a heart of pure lead,
And a very short list of things I haven't left dead.
Bridge
Red vision.
Blood vision.
Total lack of
Any indecision.
Resistance to the world!
Resistance to the pain!
There’s a hurricane of fury living inside of my brain!
I... WOULD... LIKE... TO... RAGE!!!
Chorus
I’m gonna Always Rage, it’s the universal key,
To every locked encounter and every mystery!
Forget the "Check for Traps," forget the "Stealthy Creep,"
I’m diving in the deep end where the shadows are steep.
Social situation? Rage!
Navigational frustration? Rage!
It’s a symphony of anger, a masterpiece of strife,
The only way to handle this chaotic little life!
Just pull the trigger and let the monster out of the cage,
The answer to the question is: ALWAYS RAGE!
Outro
Now... I’m tired.
And everything is broken.
Even the plot hooks.
Especially the plot hooks.
Is it... lunch time?
Thanks for listening to "Always Rage"! If you enjoy this fun RPG vibe, share, like, and subscribe for more.
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